Wise quotes fictional characters #2

Dude, who do you most often quote? Favorite author, well-known TV presenter, a colleague? We periodically remind you about how important it is to take into account other people’s opinions. Even if these people do not exist actually. So catch one more collection of wisdom from fictional characters. Just bear in mind that this is not a hit parade, so don’t look for hidden meaning in the arrangement. Approved manygoodtips.com let’s do this!

1. Walter White

manygoodtips.com_9.05.2015_pol7UgFG6JH1sMr. white brought so much noise that it without exaggeration can be called the best hero of the decade on TV. In our eyes he turned from a humble and spineless chemistry teacher in a cocky and cold-blooded Heisenberg. The person who’s been through a lot, have something to say about life.

If we do something for the good, we have nothing to worry about… and there is no greater good than family.

– … I have plans.

– To smoke marijuana, eat Cheetos and masturbate does not fit the definition of «plans».

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When I found out he had cancer, I asked myself: why me? But now that I’m almost healthy, I’m in remission and I have a great chance to survive… I asked the same question.

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– Can you move?

Yes.

– So go the fuck out and never come back.

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Which is better: female or diamond? And the woman and the diamond are made from the same substance.

2. Don Corleone

manygoodtips.com_9.05.2015_ZCL1SEvlY8a7qA character invented by Mario Puzo, not showering beautiful words. His every speech is filled with meaning and quotes – the code of honor of a real man. If you still have not formed opinions about the values of family, friendship and business, boldly open the novel «the Godfather». Or see the movie and listen to every word of the head of a mafia clan.

Never reveal to outsiders that you have in mind. Never reveal to strangers their cards.

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Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than power. It’s almost the same as family.

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Nothing I feel so alien in this life, as carelessness. Women and children can afford to live careless, not men.

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A Lawyer with a briefcase in hand robbed more than a hundred fools with guns.

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If a man was not his real father, he is not a man.

3. Bender

It was a bribe.yak.ua_9.05.2015_Uq0jMeiXcN1FGThere is a category show that, in addition to the main entertainment function is more social, and even philosophical nature. Probably, the animated series «Futurama» refers to this. Bender – funny robot-a cynic, a reference to our future, where technology can think, feel and speak as a very ordinary man. In addition to his «own Lunapark with blackjack and hookers» that became a meme, there are still a couple of suitable statements.

– Wait a minute! What the hell is going on?

– History.

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She’s got something stuck inside, and he’s just an idiot. Lovers all the same.

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Every decision opens up a universe of possibilities! We – intelligent creatures, and each of our choices is priceless!

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Hooray, I’m rich! You, too, but it’s somehow not happy.

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I hate those who love me and those who love me, hate me!

4. Dr. House

manygoodtips.com_9.05.2015_BfS3yTnhd7fKQDon’t know how many writers worked on the way house, but they have created something brilliant. All of these dialogues, phrases on the verge of sarcasm and sociopathy… Sometimes you want to stand up and voice say, «Bravo!», – sometimes with an understanding nod. Comedy experience Hugh Laurie helped to make his character even more lyrical and real. And the famous slogan «everybody lies» at the time, was on every t-shirt, the mug and the screen of the smartphone.

You talk to God – you’re religious, God talks to you – you’re mentally ill.

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No, between love and hate one step. In fact, between the love and hate of the Great Wall of China, and every twenty steps there are guards with weapons in their hands.

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Don’t be a menace, if not able to perform is the demonstration of weakness.

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You can’t always get what you want, but if you try, you will find that sometimes you can.

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I’m not sad, I’m complicated. The girls are like.

5. Gandalf

Poradi.s. ua_9.05.2015_TY6Xu2NYYzRbqThe image of a bright wizard known to us from childhood, of good stories. Sometimes in life, you want to ride an old man and correct all your problems. Well that Tolkien has in his books such remembered. And not just remembered but made it almost the most motivating and wise character of the Saga. Without Gandalf has not done any film about the adventures of hobbits, men, dwarves and elves, so in our collection takes pride of place.

I tried to give you hope. But hope doesn’t win.

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The world is not in books and maps, he’s there outside the window!

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None of us knows his fate, but we always hope for the best.

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… when the guest escaped through the roof, his back to the house will not entice.

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Wisdom is to discriminate between necessary, when all other means have disappeared, like crazy may look like it is in the eyes of those who delight in false hopes.

6. Doctor Who

manygoodtips.com_9.05.2015_zJ4fXQG73w5ClTime travel has always attracted the attention of a larger audience. Science fiction under the name «Doctor Who» became a cult classic, this show is the longest running in its genre. The main character with typical British ease and humor saves the whole of civilization, do not forget to share with us the infinite wealth of knowledge. I wonder how wise one can become constantly disrupting the space-time continuum?

All of these things for which I am ready to die, just nothing compared to those, for which I want to live.

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You know, why is it so difficult to distinguish fantasy from reality? She and the other ridiculously absurd.

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It’s not about time, someone for twenty years, doing more than eighty.

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It is better to have a broken heart, than not have it at all.

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The greatest adventures are worth nothing if they are not shared with anybody.

7. Rast Cole

manygoodtips.com_9.05.2015_QL5LcMAuo6M0rWhat?! Have you seen True detective?! Dude, this is one of the most courageous series of our time! Hollywood stars are rarely «fall» to cable, but Matthew McConaughey took a risk and won. The role of the antisocial detective Rust Cole like was created especially for this actor.

When people give advice, they talk to themselves.

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– Do you think a man can love two women at the same time?

– I don’t think people even capable of love.

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If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then that person is a piece of shit.

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To forgive nobody knows. Just people have a short memory.

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We are creatures, consumed by the illusion of individuality, this appendage of sensory experience and feelings, we are programmed that each person is a personality, but actually we are nothing.

8. Obi-WAN Kenobi

manygoodtips.com_13.05.2015_sBg69CgJShXmEFor those who at least once in my life watched Star wars, it is understandable why this master of the Jedi made the list. If you take the very first film of the Saga («a New hope»), Ben Kenobi falls under the category of a good magician, desperately helps young and promising (for some reason, and I want to write «startups»). But even a young Obi-WAN performed by Ewan McGregor often tells the soulful voice and looks thoughtfully into the distance. In between fights with a lightsaber, of course.

Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool following him?

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Personal feelings should not interfere with business.

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Empty promises – this is a bargaining chip, with which politicians play dirty games.

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Time old memories be a source of great discoveries. Inside each of us is something that allows you to intrigue anyone.

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Everything dies. Even stars burn out.

9. Charlie Harper

manygoodtips.com_13.05.2015_F1QIHbyk14wnLOr should I say «Charlie sheen»? In the sitcom «Two and a half men» one of the main roles, we can say, plays himself. They believe that this kind of success in the show. Thanks to the wisdom of life, Charlie in his time broke the record of Twitter: he has a million readers in just 1 day. To this day his «retweeted» and cited the thousands of people.

– Jake, I’ll tell you a secret. The hottest girls are always the loneliest because guys are afraid of them even talk.

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Love is not blind, she’s stupid.

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– The clothes look like an idiot.

– You ten. Nobody cares.

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– I think someone is spreading gossip about you?

Worse. I think who spread the truth about me.

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Sarcasm – a lot of winners.

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Your mistake was to talk to them as a group. Women should be separated from the herd one by one! Otherwise they will rush at you and trample with his hooves. Act like a bull!

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An erection will not argue.

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The myth of the fragile frightened women came up with a fat arrogant aunt, who secretly rule the world.

10. Joker

manygoodtips.com_13.05.2015_IEBDZ656iD8ZMYou can’t relate to this character care. Whether it’s a classic Joker (Jack Nicholson), an eccentric psychopath in the performance of Heath Ledger or what soon follows will make Jared Leto. The famous anti-hero says: «Why so serious?» but he is not averse to talk on serious topics.

The only way to live in this world is to live without rules.

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One day, taking a bath, I suddenly realized that destined for greatness.

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If you know something, don’t do this for free.

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Only an idiot believes the official version.

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I like a man who has a plan? You know who I am? I’m a dog chasing cars – I wouldn’t know what to do if caught up, so I just do it.

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Madness like gravity – you just push.