Why being a porn star isn’t as cool as it seems

manygoodtips.com_27.05.2015_FsUGVXq5VJBMJIt is believed that since nature has not given you any talent, that is, the two great instruments for a living: become a donor sperm Bank or a porn star. The second looks much more solid.

A lonely hearts secretly dream even for «free» porn. What? There’s the girl that immediately makes! And do not need to «muddy», right? But in fact, everything is not as rosy as presented by our young friends. You could even say that everything is very, very bad. Hard work that is necessary to put only if you have a large experience and in that case, if you really have nowhere to go. And here’s why.

«In order to persuade the girl to do porn, ask her a million dollars.

To persuade the guy, ask him… to be in porn. Actually this is not a joke. Not really a joke. Not one of those over which we have to laugh.»

Chuck Palahniuk «Snuff»

1. At home

Well, look at the local industry – without tears will not look! Want to immortalize yourself in a masterpiece like «the Pskov porn» or «Sashi-jeweler»? Yes, there is a possibility that you will call in pornohollywood, but are you sure that thanks to your previous works and external data, you give to please the beautiful women, not elderly handicapped monsters? While you will not notice until they show themselves in, normal roles can not even dream of. It is not enough to think up the sonorous name like Ziggi Mouthbraker or Sir Lancellot. You need to have charisma, like Ron Jeremy. That is charisma, and not just be fat and hairy the prototype of Super Mario. This Ron can be, and you will always have to be in shape, straining workouts exhausted regular physical activity and medication heart. Well, the device should be at least more than matchboxes.

2. No privacy

The «Golden phallus» whole porn business, the great and Almighty Rocco siffredi admitted that went out of business when his wife gave him an ultimatum: her or porn. Of course, the personal life force remains. After several ejaculations does not want to do. Anyway, any boring sex so much that eventually ceases to bring something that everyone loves – fun. Theoretically, you can have a boner 24 hours a day. Excess sex or no worse than the lack of it. Sex is first of all hard work and not pleasure. And most importantly, your unit must always be in working condition and stand on command «motor».

3. Under the gun

Don’t forget that the crew is large enough, so any intimacy is lost. And when you do their dirty work, you first have to think about how it looks from the outside. There is no «immersion in the process.» Especially when the Director mutters to you: «the Left leg a little higher, raise the head, remove your hand! More feelings! Stop! Now… you moan louder, then you’re dead!..» Still what to masturbate in front of the whole family. In General, out of breath, the operator is the main irritant. It can even put you camera on the back for a spectacular shot, and you have no right to refuse him.

But do not have to stress about how to hold back ejaculation. Rather the opposite, as if to hasten the end, when he looks at you so many interesting personalities.

4. Poverty

This cruel business will make you rich. If the lady gives at the mercy of it all will receive a well-deserved $ 2,000, the cavalier gets a measly $ 200. So it made abroad. In Russia the price is less. And forced to work almost 25 hours a day. There are, of course, stars like johnny Sinsa, which, flashing her his bald, get more than $ 500 per day of shooting. But johnny is Sasha grey in male porn, and to get so much, need very long time to work for peanuts. But life, alas, is not confined to sex, we need something to eat and something to pay the rent.

5. Terrible partner

Less Directors and producers are interested in your opinion on a partner. Let’s say you like slim brunettes. But will have to work with a fat blonde who profusely sweats. Quite a shame considering the fact that going to pornographers made you dream about «sex hot girls». Will refuse to replace you and will not call for a very long time. Because it is easier to find a new guy than a girl.

6. Extreme

Sorry for asking, but how would you feel when men are faced members with each other? No, no one thought to accuse you of homosexuality! Just a porn star, as a pioneer, must always be ready. Not only for labor and defense, and different moods. That’s just the popular «double penetration» when you literally have to touch the member partner. Or, standing on tiptoes, make forward steps with the pelvis. All for a spectacular plan. And if the drop of someone else’s family got on your naughty body, you have to endure and pretend nothing happened.

So please find yourself in the emotions for a pleasant cunnilingus. Because if you don’t find them, they will find another emotional kid. This business does not like picky. It will be necessary – the ass lick, in the truest sense. Otherwise, goodbye!

7. Health

If you do not hurt life, we hurt necessarily pornography. Then the partner during oral sex in the throes of passion (because she also has to show emotion) will bite into the cock, like a dog with a bone, then for the sake of a good plan have to wriggle as would not have Alina Kabaeva.

Evan stone told me that sometimes an actress is so actively and passionately naezdnica that it seems like she’ll break your balls with the root, which is quite painful. And how it all flows when you take 30 minutes of the same pose! This horse on top, you make the 8th brace, and the body begins to slowly rebel. And it’s always funny Evan stone.

However, this is not the worst. Sooner or later every actor is faced with the problem that in real life it seems the end of the world: the reproductive organ refuses to accept the state of erection. But since it is necessary to remove, and nobody cares about the whims of your dick, you have to take viagra. But there are contraindications and side effects, one of which, in fact, addictive. And over time it ceases to act, and, taking a handful of Viagra, you get the migraine instead of atomic boner. What should I do? Needs to inject a special injection, turn on a piece of sponge. And stabbing it into the body, which work. The pleasure is not pleasant, and eventually kills any train. If such means, forced to push a limp love tool as long as it snaps in all its glory, like a tank «Armata».

Oh, and most importantly, you can get a good and a beautiful bouquet of venereal diseases. A bonus in the form of HIV especially lucky attached. Chlorhexidine digluconate is for everyone, even the operator, although it is rather for complacency: HIV still will not save.

8. Unsatisfied

According to many actors, the most critical and difficult moment is the ending. Need to comply strictly with the directing task, namely, to pull his seed exactly where told to go, so to speak, the bull’s-eye. Spilled by again. I don’t care what no desire.

Often no pleasure there, as the guys not to cum – actress shy or afraid, who knows. Perhaps only the demented and with experience manage to get even a little buzz. And what you see is the genius of engineering. Starch, yogurt and other cream or squirt with a syringe to the face, or driven… in the same place. So not everything that flies out of the body of natural origin. There are some tricks.

9. Society

And, perhaps most importantly, what you will see society? To have a reputation as «that guy who took part in an Orgy on a horse on a mountain in the moonlight» not very honorable. And if you can build a happy family with a normal girl? Many porn actors marry those who understand them best – porn actress. Your kids will say that you are working actors, but when you come to school, suddenly all you know. Because everybody looks at porn.

And how to behave in your family? Siffredi and Jeremy are lucky, their parents actively support their children in their hard work. However, the brothers Rocco broke all relations with him and even forbade him to appear on the thresholds of houses. And who said that this fate will not befall you?

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