What to do with the beer than drinking?

What to do with it something, you ask. Beer created to drink it, why reinvent the wheel? Then that beer is too cool a thing to use it only one way. Beer is a joy every man, is a very delicious drink with a rich history, it is a valuable cultural artifact, the real liquid gold! But gold is used not only in jewelry, but in the tech industry: what to disappear for good? Here and beer too, you can find many different applications.

To bathe in it

Beer can please not only the male stomach, but all of his body. Take a bottle of light, pour into the tub and wallow in it, imagining that you’re the king of Beers. Friends of Gennady Malakhov claim that this cleanses the pores, improves blood circulation of hands and feet and reduce sweating. Let go of your fears: after a bath you will not strike the’ll after a night from Friday to Saturday. Only the smell of fresh bread, dude!

To put out the fire

Not as efficient as a conventional fire extinguisher, of course. However, if next to nothing else is a great replacement. Shake the bottle or can, open it up and get to work! Beer is also mostly water is stronger than fire, certainly will not ignite and the pressure will go all good.

Marinate meat

In the beer contains acid, and it means that it is perfect to make the meat softer. In addition, beer would not deprive the meat of its natural flavor, as do marinades based on wine and vinegar — this is what a beer! Pierce the meat a few holes, put it in a suitable container and add the beer talking, best English Ales. Leave in the fridge for a few hours or even overnight to be sure. The marinade then, do not drink!

Clean the pots

In the old days the remnants of the beer from the keg is drained, to Polish the copper vats in Breweries. In some places, this tradition has survived to this day. The thing is that, as we have said, beer contains acid. You should only use it on the surface of the metal cookware and leave for some time and then scrub.

Barbecue sauce


  • medium onion — sliced;
  • the average chili pepper — slice;
  • 3 cloves garlic — chopped;
  • 2 tbsp capers;
  • 5 ripe tomatoes — cut into;
  • 1 small can of tomato paste;
  • 1/3 Cup wine vinegar, olive oil, soy sauce and brown sugar;
  • 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar;
  • 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce;
  • Tabasco, honey, Dijon mustard, oregano, horseradish;
  • 2 tbsp freshly ground pepper;
  • 1 tsp of cumin;
  • pinch ground cloves;
  • 340 ml of ale or porter.

Mix all ingredients in a large saucepan and cook for 10 minutes. Reduce temperature and boil on a slow fire for four hours (in shock), until thickened. Allow to cool for a day and leave in the fridge to revealed scent. Then you can spread wherever you go. Time-consuming, piece of shit, but probably good.

To wash my hair

Beer will save the party sucks, and shitty hair. Take a glass of beer, boil on medium heat and boil away until there is a quarter Cup. So probably to evaporate the alcohol that dries the hair. Wait until the beer cools down, mix a Cup of shampoo and pour into a suitable bottle. Use as a regular shampoo.

If you don’t want to boil, just buy beer shampoo. Maybe will be slower to go bald.

Loosen rusted screws

Pour them a beer and wait a few minutes. Rust will begin to dissolve.

To cook clams and mussels

Fill a steamer or pot of water and beer in equal proportions and bring to boil. Then put the pairs (in a colander on top of the casserole) clams or mussels open. It’s very simple and smells nice.

Prevention of kidney stones

You probably noticed that after a beer I have to pee — it does not need to be a genius. So, the beer cleans the kidneys. It will do you good if you by the stones. Water and green tea will go too, but beer is no worse. In addition, beer eases the pain, but to combine it with antibiotics still not worth it.

Cooking shrimp

Pour in boiling water 340 ml of beer, wait until alcohol evaporated, add 2 teaspoons of turmeric to the shrimp has a nice yellow tint and have at it! Five minutes hold the shrimp in the water, and then dashing catch with a slotted spoon.

To deal with slugs

Take flat cans with wide necks (as caviar or cheese sauce) and a third fill them with cheap beer. Bury them in the garden to the edge of the banks were almost level with the ground. Somehow, the slugs tend to like beer (that is, of course, we understand why). They will find your stash, you want to have and can’t get out. Operation is better to turn the evening to night guys had fun, and in the morning to conduct the funeral.

Find North

Here’s how the scenario (far-fetched, but it happens!). Let’s say you’re lost and you have a can of beer, a needle, a small bowl and extra-large silk panties. Your concern where you get it: it’s a matter of life and death! Open a beer, pour into a bowl and let him run out of steam. The rest is better to drink not to waste. Further, the magnetized needle, holding it in the same direction in panties, create static electricity. Now go down a needle for a beer. When it stick to the shore of the Cup, it will point us in the direction North-South. Now get the hell out of there!

To relieve tired legs

Pour beer into a bowl and let off there feet. Beer should be cold!

Beer bread

  • 2 ¾ cups flour;
  • 2 tbsp sugar;
  • 2 tbsp baking powder;
  • 1 tsp salt, dried Basil, rosemary, thyme;
  • ½ Cup peeled sunflower seeds;
  • 1 tbsp vegetable oil;
  • 340 ml beer at room temperature.

Mix ingredients, add oil and beer, dumped into the pan or mold and bake for 45 minutes at 190 degrees. Pull from oven and let bread rest in the form of 10 minutes, then pull out of shape and I want to cool a little.

To catch mice

Mice also bro. They also love beer. Remember the movie «green mouse»? So, for a beer you can catch not only his main character. Put on the house small buckets or other containers with beer and prudently adding a ramp. The mouse will climb into the bucket, drink what you can, and back out.

Cook your rice

Wash 1 tbsp. Jasmine rice in water, put in a pan and pour in it 340 ml of beer. Bring to a boil, reduce the temperature and closing. Wait 20 minutes, then remove from heat and cool 10 minutes. Lumps will not, but will be a pleasant aroma.

Smoothing the cowlick

A couple of drops of beer will be enough to glue the unruly cowlick on his head. Be sure to try, there is a problem.

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