The best tweets of the week #19
Oh, and a tumultuous week of events. First of all, of course, football, our pain, our sorrow. But in addition to a billion memes about the departure of the team there was another significant event — breaksit the British out of the EU. Simply put, we saw in action the meaning of the famous phrase «Englishwoman shits». Against this background, even a bloody question Pavel Astakhov, «Well, how was your swim?» the girl who survived the tragedy on the Syamozero, somehow got lost.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say, we have the same in 2035 will be teleporters in every yard. Despite the fact that 37 million Russians still use outdoor toilets, this even as a joke is not desirable.
The iron Islands seceded from the Seven Kingdoms
— Olegun (@oleg_gunnar)
EN -out. The UKraina -in
Normal , so razmerchik))))
— Vladimir Soloviev (@VRSoloviev)
In Novgorod archaeologists found birch bark manuscripts previously unknown ancient curse
— TASS (tass_agency)
And with my future wife I met in a public Chicken Makhachkala
— rejected unknown (@nuorimaa)
Also taped a webcam
Tbilisi cricket (@stoutguinness)
Shit that first grade,
We washed down teleport.
A tubular dickhead
Zaebali Hyperloop —
Brand new, with igolochki
To the delight of Wownice.
— Knitted Tweeter (@twitted_knitter)
in politics everything should be fine. and surname and argumentation base…
— _ (@sobaka__)
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
— Gold (@voruy_ubivay)
Portal 3.
— Knitted Tweeter (@twitted_knitter)
The kicker. Euro 2016 edition
— Duran / Duran (@userdie)
https://twitter.com/Varfolomeev/status/745875852563456000
Good morning!)
With the day of the balalaika
— IrinaF (@immamoscow)
To be honest, the championship I’m pretty fucked. Weekends can be very useful.
— Vasily Utkin (@radioutkin)
Who would have thought that only victory this summer, the national team of Russia on football will win the game «What? Where? When?»
— GRISHA (@GrishkaUrgant)
hostess is when so
— CitizenIII (@SitizenUkraine)
Women are very shy to shit in the presence of a young man, so he must first offer them to shit, to say that all is well
double nothing (@electroeb)
When trying to get on reception to the therapist in the clinic.
Russia, 2035.
— Nicotine with Eyebrows (@Yoghikitt)
Well, this
— RIP news (@riarip)
«Russian long-term base on the moon will accommodate 12 people.»
And isn’t it too severe punishment for Slutsky and team?
— Knitted Tweeter (@twitted_knitter)
When I’m inside my partner, I always try to write penis your name with the font comic sans.
— Anton Semakin (@antonsemakin)
Emoticons are trimming your nails ) )) ) ))
double nothing (@electroeb)
— crumpet (@meowshki)
— English Russia (@EnglishRussia1)
Here is one my friend the COP says
— Olga Romanova (@oooromanova)
Take on the wall, not to forget
Petr Kuznetsov (@peterkuznetsov)
how great
— Ivan Philippov (@atticus_flinch)
those who are now difficult
— Duran / Duran (@userdie)
High:
— Foreign Rossi (@Fake_MIDRF)
So the grandparents will get drunk and rowdy
— Rustem Adagamov (@adagamov)
Wins team show their boobies!!!
— Vsevolod Chaplin (@vsevolod_cha)
«Well, like, lost?» asked the Leningrad blockade Pavel Astakhov.
historian-alcoholic (@AlcoHistory)
As the line passed? — asked of those that survived in Beslan, Pavel Astakhov
— Red Beard (@rizhaya_borodka)
News from Russia is so stupid, so fantastically stupid that I believed in the existence of parallel worlds.
— karl_marx (@karlFucks)