Peasant wisdom for everyone

Peasant wisdom for everyone

manygoodtips.com_26.12.2013_y1pnoAUOSSweCFun to be a man. I think it would be necessary to write why. But that’s another story, but for now let’s talk about what a man can be good only in one case — when you’re a normal man. Effeminate guy to be dumb. Cowardly uncle to be dumb. A spineless man to be dumb. Pleasure from life, get only a full peasant men, whose wisdom we on particles collected in this text.

  • Stop telling everyone where you went.
  • Always have at itself cash.
  • Never hang out North more than three days in a row. If only the third night something unique is cool.
  • Never date the ex of your friend.
  • If the bus is not motivate you to improve your life, nothing can motivate.
  • When the bartender asks what you’ll order, you should already know the answer.
  • Hookers aren’t cool, but the relationship will cost more. It’s a question of priorities.
  • If nobody is calling you for a party, don’t come. Sometimes you don’t come, even if you called.
  • People get bored of your drunken jokes.
  • If in doubt, always kiss.
  • Leave a bigger tip than normal.
  • You probably use the phone more often than I should, and even at the wrong time.
  • Buy expensive sunglasses. Women appreciate the little things.
  • Before the morning gonna go take a shower, do 50 push UPS and 50 squats.
  • Meet with friends at least every two weeks.
  • Become a regular at at least one institution.
  • Always act like you here, even if you ride on a private jet.
  • A glass of wine with dinner will not make your day worse.
  • No crossbows. Photograph should be only what causes your emotions, or yourself in the company of dear people.
  • There is always the next level.
  • You can get away with much more if you are going to buy drinks.
  • If you have a choice between fries and salad, always choose the latter.
  • Don’t need anyone to share the expense.
  • Any beautiful woman without a companion wants you to talk to her.
  • If the bartender poured you the house, leave him a good tip.
  • The spontaneity!
  • Learn to recognize the fonts — at least the most common ones. Who knows when you’ll have to order design.
  • No electric razors!
  • Desserts are for women. Treat yourself to a dessert and pretend you don’t mind, when she starts there along with your.
  • Thirty buy yourself a suit and then become wider.
  • A friend you is enough. Don’t start a second until you threw first.
  • #mersedesov!
  • Make a party and let the guests clean themselves the next day.
  • Always compare yourself to your former self.
  • Take pictures more often. Of course, the camera.
  • Much froze to brag about where you were than someone you know.
  • Anger is a waste of energy.
  • If you like her only in 20% of cases, you do not need it.
  • If you’re more witty than beautiful, forget Nightclubs.
  • Meet the woman beyond the usual social circle is interesting.
  • If the thing is velvet, put it back on the shelf.
  • Alcohol does not build a relationship: he never reciprocates.
  • Nobody cares if you’re offended, so throw.
  • Never get back with ex. She was.
  • There are in one institution — it’s interesting.
  • Read more. It helps to hire other people’s brains and look interesting in society (unless you start the conversation with, «Who are you reading now?»).
  • Never say: «it is What it is».
  • Don’t even think about gambling if loss grieves you.
  • Remember: rules are made to obey stupid, and clever led.
  • If you can’t catch up even once, you have a problem.
  • Do yourself a passport, and let its pages be so many cliches, all fashioned envy.
  • Quit with the poor performance.
  • And sleep and Wake, I actually have before: so you’ll be more productive.
  • Learn to climb trees.
  • Any modest and interesting.
  • Try to always be helpful.
  • At home you should feel safe.
  • Hunger too can be fun.
  • A cold shower is more effective than coffee.
  • Always remember those who helped you. Always pay the favor.
  • Promise yourself to do something that is for you too hard to work on this.
  • More often go on foot.
  • Meet with neighbors.
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