Masturbation according to the labour code: you can masturbate at work

Oh, friends, what in the world is! He was literally covered with pitch, a viscous shroud cumshot. Honestly, do you masturbate in the workplace? Just recent poll of the magazine Time Out New York has discovered a huge number of readers who haunt the one-eyed snake right in the office. That is, 39% stable, daily potrebnymi to go to the toilet of the office. In 2012, another magazine conducted the exact same survey that revealed 31% of office masturbators.

In our country crazy who are used to deal with stress using «manual descent», if not spank it in such quantities that the stop turns out, very, very much. Excitable, and those who are just struggling so boredom, very much so, looking at colleagues, long linger in the toilet, think of the sad figure.

Somewhat similar procedure in the walls of the office may seem immoral, senseless, criminal and taboo, however, is not so clear. There are opinions that masturbating in the break is good not only for workers but also for employers. Although critics foaming at the mouth saying that narcissism decreases performance, in fact all very different. Not only that, regular breaks have been proven to create a more healthy workflow, and Masturbation itself has certain physiological benefits that increase productivity and creativity, whether in the office or work remotely from home.

The persecution of Masturbation

In ancient times it was believed that Masturbation is the result of the influence of the Devil on a lost soul, and the process encourages the development of blindness and hair growth on the palms. Even had a recommendation to smear the hands of young boys pepper, to once again not doing what should not be. In the Internet era, the company is based on the vague idea that Masturbation is an unhealthy distraction from reality. In social networks you can find antimasturbation groups that talk about great harm to the country’s demographics causes Masturbation. Evil people stand for full contents and claim that Masturbation is the enemy of progress, as well as causing irreparable damage to confidence, productivity, happiness, charm, energy, pride, and other things.

One of the most successful foreign charlatans, prefer to call themselves «hacking guru», Tim ferriss argued that if you quit Masturbation for one month, you can increase your stamina and perform 50% more. Program Ferris — absolutely brutal inhumane and directed against humanity. Monster protest against not only Masturbation, but also tobacco, alcohol and other pleasures.

But if he likes — let him abide by his bad advice. So all this talk that people will become productive supermen only stop pleasuring yourself manually, was not scientifically confirmed. But helped sales of books by Mr. Ferris, and his chatter was a real virusnyak same criminally provocative and apply to all.

And here sports?

In fact, the core of the bestseller built around famous sports theory that sex before playing sports inhibits performance. Arguments about the negative effects of Masturbation are often couched in the same colors: this will lead to energy expenditure, will lead to apathy. Although the world more than a million things that can throw into the dark embrace of apathy.

By the way, talking about the incompatibility of love and sport taking its roots from Ancient Greece where the Greek Sophist and writer philostratus the Athenian, advised Olympians to give up physical pleasure for the sake of athletic perfection. With the air of a connoisseur he claimed that the athletes after carnal pleasures neither breath nor strength, because the taming of the shrew Greek women demanded a lot.

White spots on the literature

And now, eighteen centuries later, the ravings of Philostratus remains extremely popular among athletes and even somersault on the entire working area. However, John Cheever and honoré de Balzac advised the opposite: when you work all day at a Desk, there is nothing better than to enjoy a little carnal fun.

And they were a lot of supporters. For example, the writer Thomas Wolfe claimed that fondling their own genitals helped to awaken his creative spirit. «All sensitive elements of each of the areas of life became more immediate, real and beautiful,» wrote Wolfe to the editor.

Or take the same by Gustave Flaubert, the author of the immortal «Madame Bovary». Although he made a promise to myself from masturbating, in 1874 he had to abandon it during strenuous work on «the Temptation of St. Anthony». «In moments when my head bursts in pain, I’m on it,» wrote Flaubert later. «With despair I masturbated yesterday, feeling the same excruciating monotony that made me to masturbate at school, when I was sitting in the Shu.»

Masturbation is useful not only for creativity, but also increases the natural tendency to perform tasks. «Masturbation is like meditation,» said like something the cat Maloney, the founder of the company producing sex toys O actually. According to him, one strong act of Masturbation for many years, helps him to the presentation.

A kind of smoke break

But the Creator of a company producing toys for many personality, by definition, vicious and to trust her a little freaked out. However, recent surveys have shown that many people Masturbation helped me focus at work, or at least to calm down and relieve stress. Oh and don’t forget that this is a great way to be distracted from work, think about something else and actually get a break. And without short breaks is greatly reduced individual productivity and ability to focus. All because our brain needs a lot of energy to work properly. Continuous focus or disability burns a sufficient amount of energy, after which there is a feeling of exhaustion. There was even bred the ideal form of labor day, in which every 52 minutes spent at work, employees should have 17 minutes of rest to maximize your productivity. However, it is better not to masturbate every hour, so one guy already tried it. Dodrachila had a heart attack, infamous hero.

However, Masturbation will obviously be hard to compete with these types of smoke as a cigarette and a Cup of coffee. Of course, invigorates manual work is much stronger, and these impulses nothing can be better. However, many are just too shy to do it. We did not call for it — for God’s sake, to invigorate what you want, but the damned capitalists already have an idea to make a separate equipped masturbari in offices. However, hardly anyone will be pleased if he hooks out of the room.

So, as you can see, Masturbation in the workplace is not bad, quite the contrary, but too much is a kind of replacement for the usual activities.

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