How to be good porn?

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Each product of human activity should be no rules that control the process and quality of the product, which is obtained at the output. Artists have their aspect ratio, movie — night, of constructing a plot and game of actors, in comics — proper markup for the page into squares. What’s in porn? I think in porn there is nothing? For me, porn has to be its standards. Everyone, of course, their. But today I will tell you about their standards of pornostory, man.

1. Porn is supposed to last more than 5 minutes

But this does not mean that it should go like «the Hobbit» or «Lord of the rings». Porn should not be too long, because, face it’s own porn, with very few exceptions, very boring thing to make it meaningless — it is easier to turn off and go to do their business. But too short, porn will not allow… ahem… to understand the essence of things and to have fun (as much as I tried to hush up this phrase still sounds disgusting). Yes, and problems with stamina I don’t need. If you know what I mean!

2. Background music should be minimal

I used to think that it should not be, but realized that without the background music porn looks kind of… weird and empty. Something is missing, word. But, in any case, whoever writes the music for porn, is not worthy to be called a composer. After all, this is some bullshit! I still remember the domestic porn with the music from the cartoon «just you wait» series, where everything happens in construction, in the episode, when the machine hammering piles into the ground. Still can’t hear her. Sometimes composers are trying to make the porn element of a certain elitism and make music in the style of indie-jazz-neo-hard-pop — it looks very, very sad. Why the best option music tracks are considered to be miserable in the background in style of a disco 80 or 90. They are at least not too much of a distraction. The normal music from this shame, I have only heard in some porn with young Stoya. There were really some exciting track, beautiful. What is the lack of music, man — the fact that it’s super distracting.

3. Porn needs to be at least some foreplay

You don’t have sex with a girl without foreplay. This, of course, does not mean that 30 minutes later the guy should try to fire and drive the girl some sort of feedback, turning everything pink porn in sopelki. But there must be some kind of preparation for the coming Orgy. I must say that all these petting should not be long and boring, they need to know the measure. In any case, always good to see a beautiful friend from all sides. Especially if she’s all right with the body. And don’t need to do foreplay in the spirit: «I see the woman’s vagina! It is urgent for him to follow! Here right away! We’re giving away a passion!» Sorry, but this is like a perversion. Porn should be a little more realistic, no?

4. Actors should gradually undress

Sometimes porn looks like some kind of private club where people are forbidden to wear clothes. Of course, there are a number of scenarios where we can start naked, for example: shower, massages, nudist resort, but it is porn to be honest, not a good choice. Except, perhaps, the soul. The process of removing the clothing is quite bright and beautiful event. I don’t want to miss it! We need at least some intrigue? And it’s a little distracting from the penis to other dudes! Seriously, turns me on this girl, not the Johnsons her «friends».

5. There should be at least some semblance of story

No, I’m not asking for dialogs at the level of Tarantino and a deep plot! We all love to experience other people’s emotions and watch someone else’s life, as well as to follow the plot. Don’t need a lot of dialogue, the sex should be much more than scenes without him, but there’s nothing worse than porn without plot, when you go to the door and throw into the abyss of naked bodies. at Least some of the background to arrange. There are a lot of gorgeous porn with no plot, for example the porn version of «hamlet» with her «to Fuck or not to fuck — that is the question». It’s cool and interesting! And gives a little rest from the constant messages. Maybe that is why at «Caligula» so many fans? Although still creepy.

I’m personally quite curious. I don’t need to know these two are getting married at the end, but it would be interesting to know where these two have such a house, who this dark-skinned woman who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, why is she on the causal place a strange tattoo in the form of a dove? Maybe I’m picky, but porn without plot is boring!

In short, the creators of porn you need to get into a new story.

6. The ratio of men and women

I’m not talking about full-fledged orgies, Gangbang although I frankly repulsive, and not from the point of view of morality and other nonsense. And from the point of view of compassion and common sense. Look at this crowd of men, and one unfortunate Sasha grey! If a bro accidentally touches the member someone, that hurts, but what is most important — it’s disgusting! You can’t touch another man’s cock other do not! And then what will happen to this little girl? She a week will not be able to go to the toilet, that’s what I think about a Threesome! A large number of sweaty men with hairy bodies strongly distracts from the unfortunate little girl who, on idea, should be fun.

The perfect ratio of men and women — one to one or one to two. In favor of the girls, of course.

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