How not to be a dick in a sex shop

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The first clash of the sex shop with my husband almost always starts with the fucking moronic behavior that will not find in any other store. The nervousness with which you enter into the abode of dildos, artificial vaginas and whips, clear and understandable. Stress greatly affects the behavior, and if it grows from the sphere of sex, that affects the most unpleasant features of the person. So we have no illusions about you. However, you can follow simple rules to keep you from transforming into a dick. Stay human in the world of sex!

1 Take your passport with you Because if you look under 18, and you have no identity document, then you can feel free to «ask» to leave the store. It is not that the seller is a scumbag and doesn’t want to see your long face in front of the counter. It is the legislation obliges owners of sex shops to enter the voting age to visit, and that you have nothing to do. So be nice and bring your passport, even if your beard hangs down to the floor.

2 don’t bring children

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We salute you, amazing father, who is discussing sex issues with their child openly and without prejudice. But you’re still an asshole, just take your child on a tour in the erotic shop. Anything illegal you do, because the child is under your jurisdiction, but you can’t just bring kids to such places. First, there is nothing to injure the child’s psyche cock ring with vibration, which you want to present yourself on February 23. Secondly, not all children are obedient and they often begin to disturb the other customers, who themselves are worried and are trying to find harmony with their own world to choose a suit COP.

3 don’t be shy to ask questions people Have quite different relationships with their own sexuality: someone who can talk about sex openly; some defiant, and some may be quieter water below the grass when it comes to easy anal sex with a friend. A lot of people gripped, which, however, visit sex shops. And when employees see that you are embarrassed to ask questions, they try to help, to bring on the right path. Don’t give up on their recommendations, because they give not just. Too often, they watched as new visitors unceremoniously groped sex toys, spoil the packaging and sometimes the product itself.

Honestly, if you don’t have gloves, then touch the sex toys is impossible.

Hands should be clean, so you can’t transmit the bacteria to another buyer, who will these same toys to shove in his wife, for example.

4 don’t be a fool

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One of the advantages of working in sex stores have the opportunity to observe different behaviors. There is, for example, the behavior of a typical moron. Usually such people come into the store and loudly, attracting everyone’s attention, say some negative things about the products. For example, imagine a group of men who burst into space sex shop. One guy started to laugh the kind of prostate massager following the other says something like: «That’s disgusting! I never thought that in our city there are the faggots who buy it.» Here are just assholes too young to understand that prostate stimulation is often a need for a large number of people of traditional orientation.

5 don’t make this an attraction We would not recommend walking to these places is large and noisy company to watch and laugh. Not that they intended. If you want noise, fumes and fun, take your friends and go to the stadium or to the club. But in the abode sex you have to be absolutely calm and focused, especially when you’re surrounded by other customers.

6 You’re not Jimmy Carr and not Petrosyan When you see the sign on the outside of a sex shop red digits of the phone number, that you have a good sense of humor wakes up the 88 level, but you’re kidding bad. The owners of sex shops often talking about what phone they have eternal problems calling a lot of idiots who after a long conversation I offer the statement to have sex.

7 Be polite with the staff

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Quite often, clients are trying to mock the sellers in sex shops. Some may think that such work come only ignorant, corrupt and dependent on the sex of the person. In fact, there are ordinary people. Same as for offices in other stores. That’s just the seller of the sex shop you have to memorize a huge amount of information about using a masturbator. He also keeps a clean shop, and exploring various sexual deviancy to give, if possible, good advice to the client. In General, it is the same work as all the others are not easier and not harder.

8 don’t yell at sellers So happened that to return the item that you «didn’t work» you will fail. If you went outside of the store, and then I realized that «Dildo 3000» would be a bad gift for your grandmother, you have to take him with me. And when you realize that these intimate pieces are very different from other goods on the return, you get furious. Blame becomes all the shop staff, especially the girl behind the counter that you cussed. From the outside it looks disgusting.

There are still some individuals who think that they will be able to «test» the toy, and then quietly bring her back.

You should know that the refund can only be because of marriage. But it is possible to check in advance — just put the batteries in the store, push the button and make sure that everything is fine.

9 don’t try to have sex with a girl

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There is a category of men who do not know where they came from. They go to the store and intoxicated by the atmosphere of the sex industry, you start your marathon the flaws in intimate matters saleswoman. The conversation quickly begins to resemble the usual harassment.

If you have any questions on the toy, you can safely put. But don’t ask employees about personal preferences. The girl standing behind the counter, not a shock-worker in the sex industry. She sells her body. She Masturbates on camera. She Fucks customers in the fitting room. She doesn’t even fancy you and maybe never used anything from the store.

10 Respect the store it is Clear that for you the trip to the sex shop may be new, exciting experience. Okay if you’re nervous or laugh like a child, which I heard on TV the sound of the bunch. But, with all this, try to be polite. Behave as you behave in any other store. It’s easier than it seems.