How are you rednek?
Rednek – an American redneck who lives in the South States. They love to drink beer and don’t like gays, they smell like machine oil and take a shower once a month, but these simple laborers, who have sympathy for the ku Klux clan and happily lying in puddles of mud, too. And we have our own «rednecks» and many, however, the name is more offensive.
So if you’re yelling at masskara love fatty foods, but still can’t decide whether to call themselves reznikom or not, this text is for you.
You’re a redneck if you sit all day in his garage with friends, drinking beer and repairing the old Ford Gran Torino 1973, although mostly drinking beer, so now 2015, and Ford still didn’t budge.
Ford Gran Torino – middle class car, produced by Ford between 1968 and 1976. Cool and useless car, man.
You’re a redneck if your player has no record of any modern mazafaker or electronic wypraw of the brain. Instead, you prefer Hank Williams Senior or his children.
Hank Williams father contemporary country music. Died 29 years after 5 years before having to record a number of songs that it was necessary to define the country style and Honky-thin. Talented man, whose business was continued by his family, mainly Hank Williams Jr. and Hank Williams the Third.
You’re a redneck if you have under the bed assembled an Arsenal of various weapons, from small pistols and knives, and ending with anti-tank grenades. You’re already tired of waiting for the unfortunate burglar who dares to get in your house.
You rednek, if you hate Formula 1 and other spineless European sports. In the evenings you’re watching the broadcast of the epic wrestling or NASCAR races, where people break their heads and mangle machines.
NASsAR – founded in 1947-1948 year Association of stock car racing. NASCAR is famous for its numerous crashes, dirty tricks and crazy winding circles. The machines themselves are designed very simple, they are not those advanced technologies, which is famous for Formula 1.
You’re a redneck if your library had room for one book – the Bible. And even though you don’t read it, but somehow you got it to explain the correctness or incorrectness of all of the exciting questions you this book.
Bible Belt: the bulk of rednecks historically living on the territory of the so-called «Bible belt». This is the name of the region received in the United States, consisting mainly of southern and South-Eastern States, where a great influence on politics and society exposes the southern Baptist Convention.