Duck, court and beer
That only happens with people who are heavily drunk! And here is another case.
The guy from Hawaii came to the courthouse to meet with his parole officer. When he had himself a big bag. When the entrance had her scanned x-rays, a security guard noticed the inside of it some movement. The only thing that could be seen on the screen — two bottles of beer. Security tried to take the bag from the dude, but he yelled not his voice: «I’ve Got a pet!» The guards, of course, at first did not believe, but when I looked in the bag, surprised to find it… a live duck.
What happened to duck, history is silent, what happened to the man who carried the duck to the court, too. But we are interested in another question: why would this guy even need to carry a duck in court?