Big red button


Yeah, dude, it’s a really big red button! It connects via USB to your computer, and it can be cut off to give an outlet for his all-consuming hatred. What happens when you’re with all the dope hit this button? Four things of your choice:

the screen will show you a blast with a relevant sound, everywhere is black smoke and other nishtyaki;

any photo that you upload with the caption: «Hit me»;

spreadsheet to create the appearance that you’re still working;

instant download of a browser with your favourite site (I think you know what to put).

The cost of a large red button — for $ 17.