20 signs that life goes smoothly

the big Lebowski

Usually understand that your life is not going well, much easier than what it goes smoothly. You just live them live and don’t even realize that your life has entered a rut. The surrounding is also unlikely to tell you about it: much more interesting to give a kick up the backside and say, «man up!», than to Pat the guy on the shoulder and say, «you’re done!» So today we will tell you about signs that you’ve finally defeated the storm and are well settled.

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fast food1. You with the stock you order a pizza that you still have something on Saturday morning when you have a brutal hangover.

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children2. Your friends are asking you to look after kids, Pets or just an apartment when you go.

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the man in glasses3. You’re more than a year wearing the same sunglasses and still have never pulled them open from under his ass.

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the guy in the suit4. When you invite a friend to his home, you don’t even have thoughts about removed there or not — because there is order.

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towel5. You don’t use the same towel longer than one week.

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podarunok6. You’re always buying gifts for the holiday.

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the guy on the phone7. You never forget to charge the phone.

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the guy with the vegetables8. You have in the fridge is vegetables and fruits — and they have not even begun to deteriorate.

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toilet paper9. You buy a few rolls of toilet paper at a time.

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any pasta10. You do not end toothpaste, there’s always a new tube.

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toast11. You have at least one friend with whom you are familiar for 10 years.

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Steve jobs12. When you find clothes that you like, you buy several pieces.

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spare sheets13. You always have spare sheets.

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booze14. You always have good booze in case someone was coming.

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bowling15. You exercise regularly — even if fiddling.

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the dude is cooking16. It happens that you bring a lunch to work.

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card17. You got a card. And it even says your name.

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dude burned18. You don’t remember when the last time was burning in the sun.

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men in shirts19. You can iron a shirt.

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relatives20. Relatives call you, to ask when is the birthday of your parents.

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