10 ideas for a new level of hair removal

Dude, step away from the razor, if you don’t know how to use it. Step up a level and get yourself a fancy manscaping (shaving, waxing chest), which will carry the meaning, for example:

1. As a Declaration of true love

2. As a variant of festive clothes

3. As a way to show your team spirit

4. As a manifestation of patriotism

5. As a subtle hint to your secret super-identity

6. As a replacement for the gym

7. As an alternative to the corn field for crop circles left by alien

8. As an extra mustache

9. As a reflection of your individuality indecisive

10. As a temporary swimsuit