10 ideas for a new level of hair removal
Dude, step away from the razor, if you don’t know how to use it. Step up a level and get yourself a fancy manscaping (shaving, waxing chest), which will carry the meaning, for example:
1. As a Declaration of true love
2. As a variant of festive clothes
3. As a way to show your team spirit
4. As a manifestation of patriotism
5. As a subtle hint to your secret super-identity
6. As a replacement for the gym
7. As an alternative to the corn field for crop circles left by alien
8. As an extra mustache
9. As a reflection of your individuality indecisive
10. As a temporary swimsuit